Al Gore must take all of us for fools. Unfortunately for him, we’ve been paying attention. Here’s a collection of the latest “global warming” stories:

• Caribou, Maine set a new all-time snowfall record of 182.5 inches, breaking the last record set in 1955
• Snowfall records were also set in Ann Arbor, Michigan and its college rival Columbus, Ohio
• In Milwakee, it was the second snowiest winter on record
• New evidence suggests that since 1998 global temperatures have either plateaued or have gone down.
• Less than a month ago, parts of Ohio were digging out from a record-setting blizzard, which dumped over 20 inches of snow in parts of the state, besting the previous record (set in 1910) by over 5 inches
• Chicago, Grand Rapids, and New England all got hammered hard with the fluffy white stuff
• Quebec came close to tying its 1971 snowfall record
• Snow cover over North America, China, Siberia, and Mongolia is the greatest its been since 1971

And one last tidbit:

• After calling people who don’t believe in man-made global warming “flat earthers” on 60 Minutes, Al Gore launches a $300 million dollar advertising blitz to raise global warming awareness. Where is the $300 million coming from? Mum’s the word there. And Al, just wondering… if it’s such an obvious problem, why do you have to raise awareness of it?

Sorry, Al. I’m just not buying what you’re selling. And most people aren’t either.