Assuming that you believe man-made “global warming” exists (we don’t), NBC may have found a solution.

It seems that their set in Beijing for covering the Olympics is air conditioned. Their outdoor set. Air conditioned. Outdoors. Hmm. Got that?

Well it has come to our attention that according to NASA’s Marshall Space Flight Center, the arctic ice cap isn’t melting as was predicted. Matter of fact, it’s nearly identical to 2002, 2005, and 2006 measurements.

Coincidence? Maybe. But we’re not taking any chances.

Contrary to what Barack Obama tells everyone, FiveBoxes recommends that everyone lowers their thermostats below 72 degrees. This should be done while simultaneously opening all our windows. If man-made global warming exists, certainly we can generate man-made global cooling, right?